For those of us who might actually consider eating off the floor, here’s the ultimate germ protection—Dr. Doormat, the anti-microbial doormat to keep germs out on the mat where they belong. Inventor Debbie Greenspan came up with the sanitary solution after years of hotel work taught her just how widespread fouled feet can be. This 2-by-3 foot antimicrobial mat kills germs where they land so they won’t be shared. Granted, we could wash the floor instead, but hey—I’m all for a reduction in housework! For $59 a pop these mats may be just what my neurotic neighbors need. Then I can eat off their floors!