Of course! And make sure you paint your soaker hoses with that elusive melamine paint. Use your new Wagner power sprayer so you don't get any paint on your fingers or your Dockers slacks.
Of course, with the Wagner, it will only take you 10 minutes to spray the entire house, with no masking whatsoever. Cleanup is a breeze, just throw the whole thing in the garbage and buy a new one next time you want to paint.
I'm off to help with the saltine project. How about using peanut butter to seal the gaps between the crackers? Then we can paint the house with rediwhip!
Laughing all the way to the bank with those kickback checks!