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Well, I have to do SOMETHING with all of these EGGS!

Posted by Martha in Westport on April 25th, 2000 03:59 PM
In reply to Pinstriping - Shminstriping by Bob on April 25th, 2000 01:08 PM [Go to top of thread]

The neighbors have been so WONDERFUL about helping my chickens lay their eggs, that I have found all kinds of uses for them. I would love to have you over to show me how I can remove paint from my bricks, but I'll have to ask you to take a shower first in that shower you tiled with expired credit cards.

You don't have to be so mean and nasty about it, I was just trying to help. I hope the nasty nail that nailgun put in your forehead won't leave too big a mark. I really didn't know it was loaded. Would you like to try some of my WONDERFUL eggwhite salve?

Ooops, there's the neighbors again. I promised to show them how they could prop their torches up without setting fire to my front yard again when they came to visit. Gotta run!


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