Bob, The neighbors have been so WONDERFUL about helping my chickens lay their eggs, that I have found all kinds of uses for them. I would love to have you over to show me how I can remove paint from my bricks, but I'll have to ask you to take a shower first in that shower you tiled with expired credit cards.
You don't have to be so mean and nasty about it, I was just trying to help. I hope the nasty nail that nailgun put in your forehead won't leave too big a mark. I really didn't know it was loaded. Would you like to try some of my WONDERFUL eggwhite salve?
Ooops, there's the neighbors again. I promised to show them how they could prop their torches up without setting fire to my front yard again when they came to visit. Gotta run!