o.k. you say your rug is still fragrant (to say the least) but not after I give you the best step by step instructions you will ever see.
1: take 2 raw eggs + crack 'em into a bowl 2: cook how ever you desire and eat (you can't go into this on an empty stomach) 3: on the full moon kill seven chickens 4: drain the blood of the chickens into a large bowl 5: drown your cat in bowl while chanting "oomalaka, oomalaka, fruntookileywamma" 6: let soak for 10 mins on low heat 7: stir in parseley, carrots, no wait... wrong step by step instructions 8: remove cat from bowl and move to a clean cutting board 9: make a lateral incision on cats belly and remove all internal organs 10: add organs to bowl of blood and knead thoroughly with hands 11: fasion cats skin into a hat (IMPORTANT: DO NOT REMOVE CAT'S SKULL!!) 12: while wearing hat with skull facing east drink contents of bowland quickly run to vomit stain 13: if everything works out right you should feel quite sick, add your vomit to the rug 14: stand on stain and proclaim loudly: "this is the worst way to get rid of vomit stench i have ever heard of!" 15: feel like a fool and buy some Roger's Vomit Stench Remover and a bottle of vodka. 16: use the Roger's, drink vodka and think about how much you miss your cat.