I was beginning to wonder why all the 'help' was hanging their coats in front of my face! It didn't hurt, really, kinda like the time you sewed through your fingernail. (You didn't seem to notice until you went to put on the blouse, remember?)
I'm sorry for sounding so off-ish. The Keiser and X-guy got my blood curling. What do you say we make amends? I'll bring the wrecking ball and you bring the wine and salve. Together, we can demolish that pesky neighbor's place called 'home' and we can get fat and stupid. Now THAT'S a date!
Leave a message with my Manager if you're in. I've got to call the Credit Card Companies and get copies of the most recent statements for those expired cards! Next thing you know, someone 'out there' is gonna start impersonating me, or something. I'll be waiting!