Right. What you guys seems to be suffering from is mixing your types. The one, Trialputite Igneous Tetupathesiastona Singulineum, we call in the business TRITS [sometimes it's called TITS but I can't think why]. The other is Semi-Lacquered Industrially Covered Konan, or SLICK [not SICK as some call it]. But I think you are mixing them up, because the full laquer is better. But the best is Dianodyde Insotheramic Carbonate Klamsicode, or COCK if you like. I think you'll find that although you have to travel to Madrid to get it, it is well worth it and without a doubt will do the job nicely. If in doubt, ask Stu.