Hi, TJ. I wonder if you will get much response here. There have been so many reports of problems with Ralph Lauren paints that most of the "regulars" will probably stay away from any of their products. There are several different ways to get a crackle paint finish on wood such as hide glue and other products listed in specialty finishing catalogs but I don't know about their suitability on other than furniture type products. Let me know if you would like a reference to some. Getting good application info on Ralph Lauren paints also has been reported as difficult.