Boyfriend is updating house to sell. Bathroom and Kitchen cabinets are dark brown, look like paneling but are not. Want the least time consuming advise on what type of paint to apply and suggestions on faux finishing. I read all the comments about Ralph Lauren River Rock....I have used it, like it and no one ever mentioned the starting surface. I have 63 year old plaster and three coats did not seem ridiculous to me. Looks great. Used Sandstone Cliff over a very pale yellow....maybe some folks need to go to painting 101. Speical thanks to my Dad for teaching me a very long time ago.