Wick, this looks good but there is one problem. If I walked into the kitchen and told my wife to put a lid on the pan on the stove, I would end up with supper all over me and cooking my own or eating at McDonalds for the next 6 months.
I gave advice to my wife before like about her habit of buttoning pants before washing them, I told her to save her and me some effort by not doing that to mine, and I ended up doing my own laundry for the next 6 months. I do help around the house with cooking, laundry, cleaning, etc., but when it comes to advice, she doesn't accept to well.
I once told her about all the exercise she could get and the weight she could lose by walking behind the lawnmower and learned again about her lack of a sense of humor.