Let's see, this individual goes by the names of "Terry", "Reinhart", and "Keiser". So if we were to analyze these, one "could" come up with the following.
Terry - A SOFT FLIMSY cotton cloth. Reinhart - Probably mis-spelled, and is actually "Rode Hard" (and put away wet too). Keiser - Another mis-spelling, should be "Geyser", a body of hot water that likes to erupt every so often.
Finally, if we were to take the first letters (TRK), we could come up with something along the lines of "Totally Redundant KnowItAll", or with a little imagination we could transform TRK into "TuRKey" (gobble, gobble).