... I got the one that is easily loaned to the neighbors (actually, they just come and borrow it whenever they want), breaks at the least opportune time, and shoots .22 (which I use all the time for eradicating gophers.) If you want one of THESE, I can help you.
Would you be interested in the one that can be used to paint brick, and 'install' mildew on your neighbor's roof??! (sic)