Just purchased a true Monster House!! In All Ways!! late 1700's, wooden pegs, et al. My problem is kitchen countertop. With all $ gone into jacking, new windows, wiring, etc. trying to save on cosmetics. Countertop is a marble design cheap looking almost looks like cheap linoleum, very thin. Without getting into expensive formica top - is there something I can adhere to it myself. Anyone been through this - any ideas would be extremely grateful. Just too ugly to look at and we're moving in in about 2 weeks!!!!