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moles have been very good to me

Posted by Nancy on October 6th, 1999 09:59 AM
In reply to Nancy, you must not like your neighbors. by Ron on October 6th, 1999 09:28 AM [Go to top of thread]

Ron, what can I say, I'm a bleeding heart. I couldn't sleep at night imagining the little guys (did you ever read Beatrix Potter's books to your kids?) smelling something wonderful, creeping up to this delicious little wad, taking a bite, and choking to death.

Confession: I lived on a farm with an old-time farmer so we didn't have neighbors. But if everybody had motion sensor mole zappers, we could all hold hands and sing Kum-ba-yah.

Confession #2: the mole zapper's buzz trained me like a Pavlovian dog and made me want to embrace the moles and choke the farmer.

Thanks for asking!

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