I understand your situation and sometimes I try to lighten things up around here. It is a hazard but I'm not sure there is a decent looking fix for it. The post about the golfer being killed by the tree just happened last week in Wichita, Kansas and there is no easy fix for that. I think the big hazard around golf courses is lightning according to the PGA. We could all stay indoors but we have lightning strikes that go right into houses and zap people. Good luck
By the way, oh nevermind, I was going to tell the joke about the people with lots of life insurance wanting to send his wife over to visit but I'll save it.