Sure, just leave us your home address and we'll be there in the morning. We'll even do the work for FREE! ... NOT!!! Sorry, but I couldn't resist.
The GOOD news is that 'we' are usually able to help Bob's Fans (they're not 'our' fans) with the projects just enough to get them past their question or problem. If you have a specific question, offer some background on the question as it relates to your 'project/problem', and we'll go from there.
We patiently await. My best to ya and hope this helps.