I've recently retired from the Water Tank Business. Another incredible opportunity has come along. I'll give just two words:
My whole life I've scoffed at these types of hair brained schemes, but a friend showed me numbers that will definitely lead to big profits. I'm redesigning my whole water tight basement for the operation which will produce a minimum of 6000 chinchillas a month. At $2.85 per pelt, we're talking almost $120K profit the first year alone. If there are any investors out there who have unused water tight basements, I can set you up with instructions and a mating pair for $129.90. Think of the profits.
While I might still write in with responses to questions, I'm gonna be laying low while getting the business up and running. Also, I'm looking for ideas on how to humanely expire these chinchillas prior to skinning. Any ideas?